All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

~`*daily dreamz*`~

I’ve been watching the Daily Show before bed a lot more recently and I’ve been having a similar dream about it every night for a about a week. I’m contacted by John Oliver via written letter about how he read my book (I don’t have a book just in case you were wondering) and he wants me to be a guest on the show, because obviously John Oliver is the one who makes that decision. When I meet him I’m surprised by how he was wearing the same Chocos as me and speaking with a thick southern accent. He then took me to meet Jon Stewart and when we walked into his office (which looks exactly like my bosses office) I see Craig Kilborn tied up with an extension cord in the corner. When Jon Stewart saw me looking at him he sort of smirked and handed me a joint which was full of spice (fake weed.) I started to make a joke referring to Half Baked but the look on John Oliver’s face told me that was a bad idea. Jon Stewart then said that he thought my book was better than 1984 and that he’d be honored if I was a guest on his show and that he’d like me to come eat with him at The Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant. He was really excited about it. He said, “I took Tom Hanks to the same one and he said it was just like the shrimp from the movie!” 

I don’t remember what happened next but Mari (whiskeyandgoatsmilk) was there. 

  1. whiskeyandgoatsmilk reblogged this from bringtheruckuss and added:
    did i eat shrimp with you?
  2. tank-commander said: amazing
  3. joaniepepperoni said: what happened to craig kilborn anyway
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