Posted on 6th Dec at 9:24 PM, with 17 notes
how to be kawaii
- Pretend to be a Brats Doll pretending to be a 4 year old Japanese girl.
- Never show any genuine emotion. Instead, show a series of rehearsed poses where you pretend to be a kitten playing with a marshmallow.
- Touch your face all the time.
- Make your mouth as tiny as possible.
- ADHD.
- Let tiny middle aged fat men take pictures up your skirt.
- Smell like a wet candy necklace.
- Listen to J-Pop. (Contrary to what I assumed, the word “J-Pop” is not racist.)
- Hang out with fat disgusting nerds that are in love with you but only fuck their dads.
- I’m not positive but I’m pretty sure you have to do MDMA.
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palindromepanda said:
weird. i kept saying “so kawaii” to kalah today.
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melissamayhem said:
so, uh….kawaii, huh? i went to japan once.
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virginmaryjane said:
that’s how i do it!
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