Posted on 13th Dec at 12:12 AM, with 49 notes
brag
- I’ve been in 2 operas. (But I auditioned for at least a dozen.)
- I had a full scholarship for classical guitar. (lol abandoned dreamz)
- I wear my weight well.
- Every girl I’ve ever dated was light years out of my league.
- My Sega Genesis collection is worth more than your car.
- I was in Gulfport, MS during Katrina and came within inches of being hit by a tree falling into the bathroom I was in. After I realized I wasn’t dead I yelled to my friends, “Come check out this log I just dropped!”
- I’m really good at making food that makes you high.
- I taught my niece how to say dookie.
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tank-commander said:
you greatly underestimate yourself
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I really wish you lived closer to me.
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I want to kiss you on your beard
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coffeecanashtray said:
You too with the trees, eh?
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*slow clap*
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