I’ve been in 2 operas. (But I auditioned for at least a dozen.)
I had a full scholarship for classical guitar. (lol abandoned dreamz)
I wear my weight well.
Every girl I’ve ever dated was light years out of my league.
My Sega Genesis collection is worth more than your car.
I was in Gulfport, MS during Katrina and came within inches of being hit by a tree falling into the bathroom I was in. After I realized I wasn’t dead I yelled to my friends, “Come check out this log I just dropped!”
I’m really good at making food that makes you high.