Him:
Just because we didn't blow up doesn't mean the Mayans were wrong. Today is just the beginning of the world changing as we know it.
Me:
That description literally applies to every day ever.
Him:
You just don't get it.
Me:
Ok, sure I don't. Also, the Mayans weren't wrong because their prophecy didn't come true, they weren't wrong because they never made the prophecy to begin with. Some dumbasses just made an assumption based on a calender they made.
Him:
But Terrence McKenna...
Me:
...was a genius who happened to be into some silly shit.