All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.
  • Him: Just because we didn't blow up doesn't mean the Mayans were wrong. Today is just the beginning of the world changing as we know it.
  • Me: That description literally applies to every day ever.
  • Him: You just don't get it.
  • Me: Ok, sure I don't. Also, the Mayans weren't wrong because their prophecy didn't come true, they weren't wrong because they never made the prophecy to begin with. Some dumbasses just made an assumption based on a calender they made.
  • Him: But Terrence McKenna...
  • Me: ...was a genius who happened to be into some silly shit.
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  2. sloppyvirginloser said: My mom said that today we would see aliens. What is wrong with everyone?
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