All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.


  • a really hot nurse will put a catheter in me. 
  • i won’t be able to find weed before monday.
  • i’m getting fired any day now. 
  • marrying a hot christian bitch and going to church every sunday because her pussy is just that good. 
  • getting arrested for making a certain thing that will change the way your mind works. 
  • accidental public display of shy turtle dick. 
  • dying in a hospital. 
  • barbed wire. 
  • the muslims got it right. 
  1. tank-commander said: briar bushes
  2. bringtheruckuss posted this