bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

how to budget your money

  • payday
  • go buy a bunch of groceries. just get random bullshit like tortilla chips and local honey. the really expensive kinds. also, salt water taffy and orange cream soda. at least $100 worth. 
  • make some questionable ebay bids and just assume you won’t win. (but you will)
  • buy a quarter of the best herb you can find. 
  • give that bum a 5 dollar bill and feel great about yourself for 2 seconds.
  • buy an ebony beard comb. 
  • decide to check your bank account and see you have $7.23 left. 
  • pay your bills and assume they won’t cash it till you get paid again in a few days. the mail is super slow. 
  • bills arrive next day and are cashed. 
  • OH WAIT. HOLD UP. I KNOW SOME MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WILL PAY ME TO JACK OFF IN A CUP. 
  • they drug test. 
  1. tank-commander said: save it and go to canada?
  2. nat-fab said: Be my local honey
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