bringtheruckuss, how to budget your money

how to budget your money

payday
go buy a bunch of groceries. just get random bullshit like tortilla chips and local honey. the really expensive kinds. also, salt water taffy and orange cream soda. at least $100 worth.
make some questionable ebay bids and just assume you won’t win. (but you will)
buy a quarter of the best herb you can find.
give that bum a 5 dollar bill and feel great about yourself for 2 seconds.
buy an ebony beard comb.
decide to check your bank account and see you have $7.23 left.
pay your bills and assume they won’t cash it till you get paid again in a few days. the mail is super slow.
bills arrive next day and are cashed.
OH WAIT. HOLD UP. I KNOW SOME MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WILL PAY ME TO JACK OFF IN A CUP.
they drug test.