bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

If you’re rude to your waiter in front of me then I will do everything in my power to humiliate you and make you cry.

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  5. -hoodwink said: fuck yes marry me
  6. marylemcke said: Make sure you do it so the waiter can hear. It’ll make their day, I’m sure (I’m speaking on behalf of other waiters/waitresses, having been one for some time).
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  8. mutant-breeder said: I’ve made my friend cry at Denny’s once for being a bitch to the waiter… It was awesome.
  9. fatbottompurls said: If polygamy were legal and you’d be willing to move to Buffalo, I’m pretty sure I’d marry your ass.