All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

a guide to how to get laid for virgins over the age of 25 by means of a fishing analogy

  • put down the fishing pole
  • pick up a net
  • cast it wide
  • hope you catch a couple fish that have been thrown back a few dozen times
  • it doesn’t matter if they have worms
  • or if there’s an old hook stuck in their mouth
  • even if it’s a carp 
  • fuck it

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