All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

commercial script idea # 491

  • middle aged overweight guy: and now to eat some burgers and fries.
  • personal trainer: Hey, don't eat that. Come down to Gold's Gym and pump some iron instead. It could change your life. (raises eyebrows suggestively)
  • *woman in a sports bra walks by*
  • *close up on middle aged overweight guy making a face like "now that's what I'm talkin' about"*
  1. bringtheruckuss posted this