commercial script idea # 491
middle aged overweight guy:
and now to eat some burgers and fries.
Hey, don't eat that. Come down to Gold's Gym and pump some iron instead. It could change your life. (raises eyebrows suggestively)
*woman in a sports bra walks by*
*close up on middle aged overweight guy making a face like "now that's what I'm talkin' about"*