All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.Tumblr (3.0; @bringtheruckuss)http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/<p><ul> <li>spaceships</li> <li>toddlers</li> <li>model T cars</li> <li>jars of beer</li> </ul></p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/258356236http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/258356236Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:02:05 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq2uepe6n1qzq52eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doc.</p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/258324841http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/258324841Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:25:26 -0500kthxgiving<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmkrkPNmx1qzy36po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vela.tumblr.com/post/255852754/eyepollution-im-a-simple-man-i-like-pretty">vela</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eyepollution.tumblr.com/post/255851646">eyepollution</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i> ”I’m a simple man. I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.”</i></p> <p>- Ron Swanson, <i>Parks & Recreation</i></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257974223http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257974223Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:05:16 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlkj7KR4k1qa4by8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nathanieljames.tumblr.com/post/257956384">nathanieljames</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://missmarybaby.tumblr.com/post/257954868/fivefifteen-ckmcandrew-via-fuckyeahsubs">missmarybaby</a>:<a href="http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/257923633/ckmcandrew-via-fuckyeahsubs">fivefifteen</a>:<a href="http://ckmcandrew.tumblr.com/post/257912811/via-fuckyeahsubs">ckmcandrew</a>:<a href="http://fuckyeahsubs.tumblr.com/">fuckyeahsubs</a>)</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257956687http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257956687Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:47:05 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="329" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a250595203319a9012033c117f80013" /><embed src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="id=8a250595203319a9012033c117f80013" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="329"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>tim and eric</b> -<i> bloody nips</i></p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257947746http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257947746Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:37:58 -0500http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257808412http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257808412Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:28:58 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktp75fqmch1qzq52eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257775298http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257775298Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:00:50 -0500<p><ul> <li> <b>wookies:</b> wookies are those super earthy smelly fucks that always have acid on them and more than likely have at least one disgusting dread. the only thing they spend money on are (insert jam band name) tickets, traveling between all of their shows, and drugs. they will always be hula hooping at concerts. also, everything they say is fucking retarded. </li> <li> <b>the heady intellectual: </b>they do work with NORML. they voted for ron paul. they’re convinced 9/11 was an inside job. they would more than likely suck terrence mckennas DMT dosed dick if he were alive. they really are smart, but they waste their intellect on the dumbest shit on earth and want to tell you allll about it. </li> <li> <b>the star child:</b> they think every living human is somehow connected with the movement of the stars. probably a fucking wiccan or some other dumb shit new age religion. the girl version always has a fat nerd fuck for a boyfriend that is “really into Tolkien” and has a horrible beard. she is also bat shit insane and will wreck your shit. the guy version just plays along so he can fuck the star child chick because his fat ass would still be a virgin otherwise. </li> <li> <b>white rastas:</b> they will smoke every speck of bud in your jar before you even sit down and then “smoke you back” with their shitty dirt weed. they say some words with jamaican accents, which is annoying as fuck. they also only eat organic food, that is when they’re not eating sonic, wendy’s, or taco bell.</li> <li> <b>real rastas:</b> they will get your ass locked up.</li> <li> <b>frat bros: </b>they brag about the “nugz” they had last week, but will never have them this week. they steal lighters and drink a lot of cheap beer. do not accept a bowl from a frat bro you don’t know, it’s most likely cashed which means you will get hot ass shit in your mouth. also, they love crocs and hemp necklaces…and rape. </li> </ul></p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257760805http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257760805Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:48:00 -0500http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257712085http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257712085Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:08:39 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257687944/tumblr_ktp3rcqDcc1qzzvv4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nathanieljames.tumblr.com/post/257687338">nathanieljames</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Shut The Fuck Up | </b>Cake</p> </blockquote>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257687944http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257687944Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:48:09 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktow52kMFv1qzv57eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fogcitymaverick.tumblr.com/post/257508852/via-hymendestroyer-yay-i-just-love-parmesan">fogcitymaverick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://hymendestroyer.tumblr.com/">hymendestroyer</a>)</p> <p>YAY I just love <strike>Parmesan cheese.</strike>crack.</p> </blockquote>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257511091http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257511091Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:06:50 -0500http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257281846http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/257281846Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:25:07 -0500http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256699353http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256699353Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:57:15 -0500http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256667462http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256667462Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:18:23 -0500<p><ul> <li>your ass looks 3 feet long.</li> <li>the 2 ft. long zipper really accentuates your camel toe.</li> <li>mom ass.</li> </ul></p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256342584http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256342584Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:21:21 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktn4f8aS4K1qzq52eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256256667http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256256667Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:06:44 -0500<a href="http://i.imgur.com/qkDqh.gif">the fuck was that?</a>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256255344http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256255344Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:05:36 -0500<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16">Catullus 16: poetry from 70BC</a>: <p><dl><dd> <dl> <dd><i>I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that<br/></i></dd> <dd> <i>mean they can’t </i><i>write about sex? If a poem is<br/></i> </dd> <dd><i>in good taste, well-written and erotic,<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>it can give massive boners to hairy old men,<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>not just to horny teenagers. You think I’m a sissy<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>just because I write about thousands of kisses?<br/></i></dd> <dd><i>I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!</i></dd> </dl> </dd></dl></p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256220069http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256220069Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:33:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/256211159/tumblr_ktn2bqk4Fz1qz7yuk&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lamebot.net/post/256209723/sparo-r-kelly-pregnant-girl-you-make-me">lamebot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sparo.tumblr.com/post/256207539">sparo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>R. Kelly — Pregnant</p> <p><i>“Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant”</i></p> </blockquote> <p>i wonder if he though urine was how you make girls pregnant.</p> </blockquote> <p>zing.</p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256211159http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256211159Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:24:49 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6DHeuZVIL9o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6DHeuZVIL9o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>muppet folk band</b> - <i>to morrow</i></p>http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256064815http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/256064815Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:02:18 -0500