bringtheruckuss

you're good looking.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:16 -0400

i want to lactate ranch dressing at the end of a salad bar that consists of only iceberg lettuce, pepperoni, and shredded cheese all while total silence is kept except for the faint whisper of merry-go-round music.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:43 -0400

you know if you say "dubstep" backwards in a bathroom mirror three times, skrillex shows up and shaves half your head.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:10:22 -0400

gushers review

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:49 -0400

gushers review

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:33:29 -0400

Shockingly stupid tweets by tornado conspiracy theorists

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:30:01 -0400

Shockingly stupid tweets by tornado conspiracy theorists:

Apparently there are a group of people who believe a government machine called HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program) controls the weather. Here’s what some of these people have…

are there any good episodes of ENT? does it get any better?

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:21:08 -0400

ST: Enterprise suffers from a lot of flaws, mostly due to writing and Scott Bakula sort of calling it in for the entire first season, but it does get better. Never gets as good as any other series (IMO) but its enjoyable, especially if you’re a trekker. My favorite episodes are: season 4 episode 18/19 (in a mirror, darkly), season 2 episode 2 (carbon creek), season 1 episode 7 (the andorian incident), season 3 episode 8 (twilight), season 3 episode 9 (north star)…i can’t think of anymore off the top of my head. well, i can but not the names of the episodes.

if you listen to alex jones then you are stupid as fuck.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:11:51 -0400

fuck microsoft. fuck xboxone. fuck making you pay a fee to play used games.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:59:14 -0400

Union Square gets 5,000% return on Tumblr

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:54:47 -0400

Union Square gets 5,000% return on Tumblr :

soupsoup:

Tumblr’s employees will also do well. The company’s first 10 employees will receive an average of $6.2 million in cash; the first 30 will receive an average of $3.3 million in cash, and the rest of the 178 employees will each receive $371,000.

goddamn topherchris is gonna have a different hooker every night.

we're gonna have a poot party.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:58:00 -0400

who is the funniest person you know?

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:05:00 -0400

myself.

actually morgan.

morgan busts guts.

Patton Oswalt just answered my question in this AMA.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:36:48 -0400

Patton Oswalt just answered my question in this AMA.

A guy in his mid-40s that said, "hashtag: mondays suck" and wearing his phone on his belt told me I have a sick beard.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:34:45 -0400

calehor: Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:06:56 -0400

calehor:

Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen

lifeaquatic: wrlittle: The most Canadian five minutes you’ll...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:29:09 -0400

lifeaquatic:

wrlittle:

The most Canadian five minutes you’ll ever watch.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:45:41 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:50 -0400

at the end of SNL where everybody is crying and hugging because it's fred and bill's last episode, kanye is just standing there like, "why is everyone so sad?"

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:42:25 -0400

It definitely is worse that The Search for Spock.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:04:57 -0400

It definitely is worse that The Search for Spock.