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Posted on 3rd Nov at 12:34 PM, with 54 notes
"Obama isn’t the miraculously perfect president we all hoped for, so let’s elect a plutocrat that doesn’t believe in evolution but does believe in a war with Iran that will bring Jesus back to reign for 1000 years of bliss."
— fucking morons
Posted on 12th Oct at 11:59 AM, with 33 notes
"Obama is bad. To cut the debt and deficit we will lower taxes for everyone and close loopholes, yes it’s possible but you can not see the math, it’s too complicated and difficult and boring. Obama wants to cut military spending because the Joint Chiefs said they don’t need as much as they have, we want to increase it because Iran said we’re the devil. Reagan was good. Romney is a car guy because he gave some money to a family that had a wreck. I’m like Kennedy. Everyone should be forced to live by Christian values."
— Paul Ryan (condensed)
Posted on 4th Oct at 8:55 AM, with 11 notes
"I am not going to cut taxes for the top 1%. The top 1% are the job creators. I will cut taxes for job creators."
— Mitt Romney De-Bullshitted
Posted on 3rd Oct at 9:08 PM, with 12 notes
The bullshit is already flowing out of my TV, I’m going to need a mop.
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