Basically, this 100% preventable political ploy by the Republicans is going to cripple the states that are already limping by, which coincidentally are the reddest states in the nation. Way to vote against your own interests, dumbasses.
Oh, and if your job has anything to do with the defense industry (which is almost everyone in my city) you are FUCKED.
Him: I just can’t believe we elected that Muslim AGAIN!
Me: He’s not a Muslim.
Him: Just because he said he ain’t don’t mean he isn’t.
Me: There’s no such thing as a “secret Muslim.” Besides, I don’t think Muslim is the word you wanted to use anyway, was it?
Him: He’s a Muslim, I don’t care what you say.
Me: I think the word you really want to use is nigger and Muslim is just what you call him to seem less racist.
Him: Oh, come on. I ain’t a racist.
Him: But he’s a nigger, too.
Me: …there it is.