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Posted on 1st Jan at 12:39 PM, with 41 notes
There’s a couple at my dad’s church that are getting divorced because the husband found out his wife had sex with her ex-boyfriend before they were married.

He found out during a “Christian newlyweds class” and blew up in front of everyone. From what I’m told, she mentioned it in passing when talking about past relationships and her husband stood up and said, “I didn’t know I married a whore.” and walked out in huff. He then went and sat in the hall to pout. The guy leading the class came out to talk to him to calm him down and the husband said to him, “How can I stayed married to her when she’s had another man inside her? She cheated on me by not telling me.” Eventually he came back into the class and while they were all discussing it (yes, the entire class decided it was a good idea for every one to ask questions and put in their two cents) he said, “…I’m not going to stay with someone that’s slept with everyone she’s ever met. We’ve only had sex 5 times, it’s not fair.” (They’ve been married for 12 years.) Oh, did I mention this guy wrote a book about how to maintain a healthy relationship? Because he did. 

Low self-esteem + sexual ignorance + christianity = this guy

edit* just to be clear, she had sex with her ex-boyfriend before her and her husband ever even met. 

Posted on 28th Dec at 9:16 PM, with 11 notes

Nu Thang

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Posted on 30th May at 9:20 AM, with 14 notes

A toddler singing “Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make it to Heaven” as a congregation of adults cheer him on. 


Let’s all sing along!

“I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong

I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong

Ain’t no homos going to make it to heaven”


Posted on 13th Feb at 12:57 PM, with 17 notes

A (real) Scientist visits the Creation Museum 

Posted on 23rd Jan at 4:49 PM, with 32 notes
How to reply to the “what if you’re wrong” question from Christians

I was recently asked “What if you’re wrong and there really is a God? What will you say to Jesus if he comes back in your lifetime?” I usually resort to some Dawkins-esque reply like, “What if you’re the one who is wrong? What if you should have been worshiping Thor and Zeus all along or Allah or some JuJu inside an oak tree? There are literally thousands of faiths with equally convincing “proof” to their validity that you’ve never considered or ever heard of.” But this time I wasn’t in the mood to give in to a pointless debate of “what ifs” and condescending promises of prayer, so i just said, “I’d suck his cock out of spite and then see if he is as immune to bullets as he is nails.” Their reaction was very unchristlike.  

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