label your bottles in order of use, you goddamn asshole.
A: the .50 cal
B: tequila (duh)
D: i don’t know if it has a name but it’s good
E: dead bastard
(all drinks served with a garnish of xanax)
what’s better on a hot summer day than a mason jar of ice cold lemonade? a mason jar of ice cold lemonade with fucking morphine in it of course!
serve with the traditional chinese beverage, coca-cola.