saw xtine post a link to this test and things got a little catty.
I wanna french these people.
joaniepepperoni asked: what do you think of will?
William Augustus McCloud IV is a smart motherfucker. I associate him with Christine and Morgan so I can’t think about one of them without the other and he’s on par with both of them when it comes to humor. In fact if you get those 3 in a room together you’re going to feel physical pain from laughter. He’s also violently kind. I think if he wanted to he could cause someone to commit suicide just by complimenting them. He’s also a handsome little shit, isn’t he? On my own I think I’m fairly attractive but next to him I look like the victim of one of those Muslim acid attacks.
Anonymous asked: What do u think of Christine?
Christine makes me question my disbelief in god because it’s hard to believe such a perfect person could have come to exist through random sets of events. I know a lot of funny and witty people but she’s head and shoulders above all of them. Intensely funny person, and if you know me at all you’ll know that humor is more important to me than anything. She also has some ineffable vibe that just makes you a less shitty person by association. I’m jealous of all the people that are hogging her in NY. She’s probably going to be famous. And she’s real good lookin. The one time we were all together I walked slower than her just to look at her butt for a second, just thought I’d let you know a little more about the kind of person I am.
What if this anon is Christine? That would be funny to me.