I’ve been watching the Daily Show before bed a lot more recently and I’ve been having a similar dream about it every night for a about a week. I’m contacted by John Oliver via written letter about how he read my book (I don’t have a book just in case you were wondering) and he wants me to be a guest on the show, because obviously John Oliver is the one who makes that decision. When I meet him I’m surprised by how he was wearing the same Chocos as me and speaking with a thick southern accent. He then took me to meet Jon Stewart and when we walked into his office (which looks exactly like my bosses office) I see Craig Kilborn tied up with an extension cord in the corner. When Jon Stewart saw me looking at him he sort of smirked and handed me a joint which was full of spice (fake weed.) I started to make a joke referring to Half Baked but the look on John Oliver’s face told me that was a bad idea. Jon Stewart then said that he thought my book was better than 1984 and that he’d be honored if I was a guest on his show and that he’d like me to come eat with him at The Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant. He was really excited about it. He said, “I took Tom Hanks to the same one and he said it was just like the shrimp from the movie!”
I don’t remember what happened next but Mari (whiskeyandgoatsmilk) was there.
what does it feel like to do heroin?
This video applies to all opioids in general. Pharmaceutical opioids may be safer in terms of dosage and purity but the end result is the same.
Listening to this sort of made me feel nostalgic and sick to my stomach.
Drug warriors often contend that drug use would skyrocket if we were to legalize or decriminalize drugs in the United States. Fortunately, we have a real-world example of the actual effects of ending the violent, expensive War on Drugs and replacing it with a system of treatment for problem users and addicts. Ten years ago, Portugal decriminalized all drugs. One decade after this unprecedented experiment, drug abuse is down by half.
