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Posted on 15th May at 7:33 PM, with 36 notes
I almost killed myself to retrieve my favorite hat from the highway today.

On my way home from work I had the windows down and the sunroof open and wouldn’t you know it, my hat flew off my head and out the window. So I decided the best course of action was to pull a U-turn and drive by at 50mph hanging out of my open door and snatch it up in an Indiana Jones-ish kind of way. Which I did. So far everyone I’ve told jut thinks I’m an idiot instead of an incredible badass. 

Posted on 15th Aug at 2:11 AM, with 18 notes
i miss winter. 
i miss being able
to wear my furry jacket. 
so many secret pockets. 
morgan and christine and i
had a threeway while i wore this
jacket. it would have been a fourway 
but will is waiting until marriage. 

i miss winter. 

i miss being able

to wear my furry jacket. 

so many secret pockets. 

morgan and christine and i

had a threeway while i wore this

jacket. it would have been a fourway 

but will is waiting until marriage. 

Posted on 29th Jul at 1:04 AM, with 19 notes
new hat i got while
killing time before the
doc watson show. 

new hat i got while

killing time before the

doc watson show. 

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:41 AM, with 65 notes
I was asked what my “world view” is. This is my attempt at explaining it.

I have no “world view”, only situational opinions. Blanketing the world with one “world view” is naive, one dimensional and dangerous. The only thing anyone can do is be nice, have fun, try to avoid dying for as long as possible, and take care of the earth so our kids can do the same. There is nothing else. There’s most likely no supernatural reward or punishment. No one is watching or guiding our thoughts and actions. We’re presently responsible for everything we do. We probably only get one chance at being a person and most people waste that chance on the assumption that this is just a prelude to an eternity of sentience all because of the attempts of bronze age goat herders trying explain their existence without science. That assumption, along with greed, is the root of all evil in the world. We have a way to really try and understand the real world now with science and the only forces that are driving against it are religion and greed, both of which will destroy humanity if they’re not eventually wiped out. This is not an invitation to debate. 

Posted on 27th Jun at 12:57 AM, with 20 notes
i can’t remember the 
last time i used these pillow 
cases. i can’t explain it but they
smell the way new sheets always smelled 
to me as a kid. it’s like a really satisfying sleepy
smell. it may well be intensified by ambien. we’ll see. 

i can’t remember the 

last time i used these pillow 

cases. i can’t explain it but they

smell the way new sheets always smelled 

to me as a kid. it’s like a really satisfying sleepy

smell. it may well be intensified by ambien. we’ll see. 

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