bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Nu Thang

oh oh oh yeah oh oh oh oh yeah HIT ME!

The Story of Christmas

2000 years ago, which was 2000 years after God created the universe in a week, Mary, a virgin and not a sneaky whore, conceived a child without ever having known the touch of a man. It was obvious that this was the son of the one true God, how else could she have become pregnant? Even Joseph, her husband, believed her. This shows the intensity of his faith, not any sort of willful ignorance to his cheating wife. When it came time for the Son of God to be born, Joseph and Mary were paranoid about the government forcing them to abort so they ran away to Bethlehem to the hotel across from Mary’s “business associate’s” offices. They were out of rooms so obviously they decided to go have the baby in the barn surrounded by pig shit and cow manure. The baby grew up being told that he was Jesus, the Son of God, so he’d be used to the idea when he grew up. When he was a kid he ran away from his folks and told some Jews in a temple to quit being such greedy bastards and they were like, “shit this kid’s right.” When Mary found Jesus he was looking smug as shit and was like, “ok mom, we can go now.” Then he grew up some more and Caesar, that faggot who invented salad, was like, “I heard some hook nose bitch was sayin’ he’s god? Fuck that, I’m gonna make him die on a cross but not like an X shape more like a lower case T shape.” And so he did and now if we believe in him and get dunked in some water we won’t go to hell because of those naked cunts in that garden eating the porn fruit. 

How to NRA

  • Step 1: WE NEED GUNS TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM GOVERNMENT TYRANNY!
  • Step 2: WE NEED ARMED GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN EVERY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY!

I would love to take your mother out on a nice romantic date and then eat the shit out of her asshole while your father watches from the chair I tied him to. Ron Paul 2012. 9/11 was an inside job. Give your heart to Christ. Psalms 137:9.

—typical youtube libertarian

How to reply to the “what if you’re wrong” question from Christians

I was recently asked “What if you’re wrong and there really is a God? What will you say to Jesus if he comes back in your lifetime?” I usually resort to some Dawkins-esque reply like, “What if you’re the one who is wrong? What if you should have been worshiping Thor and Zeus all along or Allah or some JuJu inside an oak tree? There are literally thousands of faiths with equally convincing “proof” to their validity that you’ve never considered or ever heard of.” But this time I wasn’t in the mood to give in to a pointless debate of “what ifs” and condescending promises of prayer, so i just said, “I’d suck his cock out of spite and then see if he is as immune to bullets as he is nails.” Their reaction was very unchristlike.  

i used to use the horus myth
as a debate talking point but it’s 
pretty easily dismissed by any educated
theist. the zeitgeist argument is a losing
argument. also, there’s no proof of jesus being
born on december 25th and the birthday of horus 
is 5th day of the epagomenal days, which is in august. 
i’m not saying the story of jesus is totally original, but a lot
of the zeitgeist shit is totally made up for the sole purpose of a
debate “gotcha”. i gave it up when i was found out i was ill informed
and now you should too. 

i used to use the horus myth

as a debate talking point but it’s 

pretty easily dismissed by any educated

theist. the zeitgeist argument is a losing

argument. also, there’s no proof of jesus being

born on december 25th and the birthday of horus 

is 5th day of the epagomenal days, which is in august. 

i’m not saying the story of jesus is totally original, but a lot

of the zeitgeist shit is totally made up for the sole purpose of a

debate “gotcha”. i gave it up when i was found out i was ill informed

and now you should too.