VHS
I miss the ritual of renting movies. Netflix/Hulu/whatever are great and I use them everyday but since we’ve gone mostly digital and made the closest thing to a video store into a vending machine we’ve lost an amazing nugget of culture. Try to remember the smell and how it was always mall-hot (cold but also uncomfrotably warm somehow) and just swim in your stupid memories for a little while.
- going to the video store and browsing just for the sake of browsing
- making fun of the off-brand knock off movies that studios made in anticipation of big blockbusters
- pretending to not care about the Disney Vault
- walking past the porn section 25 time
- spending 45 minutes going through the middle of the store (aka the non-new-release section) to find old movies
- the ease with which you could discover an obscure film you hadn’t heard of by noticing some box art that looks weird
- walking past the giant wall that was covered in 100 copies of the hot new release like Speed or Independence Day and noticing every one of them was gone
- rewinding or not rewinding
- going to the video store being the first half of a date
- looking at the prepackaged cotton candy and wondering who the hell buys it
- noticing the bizarrely large number of videos starring Tim Allen
- renting a video game that there was no way you could ever buy
- taking the movie back on time
- getting letters/calls requesting your severely overdue movie
- having to find a new video store because if you go back to the old one you’ll have to pay them $15