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Posted on 4th Jan at 11:09 AM, with 9 notes
"Asian people are not liberal, you know, by nature. They’re usually more industrious and hard-working."
— Bill O’Reilly
Posted on 7th Nov at 2:37 PM, with 58 notes
less than 10 minutes ago

Him: I just can’t believe we elected that Muslim AGAIN!

Me: He’s not a Muslim.

Him: Just because he said he ain’t don’t mean he isn’t. 

Me: There’s no such thing as a “secret Muslim.” Besides, I don’t think Muslim is the word you wanted to use anyway, was it?

Him: He’s a Muslim, I don’t care what you say.

Me: I think the word you really want to use is nigger and Muslim is just what you call him to seem less racist. 

Him: Oh, come on. I ain’t a racist. 

Me: …

Him: But he’s a nigger, too. 

Me: …there it is. 

Posted on 6th Jan at 2:17 AM, with 48 notes
"I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say ‘now we are going to decide who are people and who are not people.’"
— Rick Santorum On President Obama’s pro-choice stance
Posted on 17th Oct at 1:20 AM, with 23 notes
makes you wonder what the other
interviews said that made them choose
this one. 

makes you wonder what the other

interviews said that made them choose

this one. 

Posted on 30th Jan at 2:14 PM, with 28 notes
rap songs that do not currently exist
  • let me see yo panty line
  • pick my booger
  • frilly sock G
  • dolla store cashier anthem
  • make it deaf clap
  • rolla skate drive by
  • sniff my butt
  • i suck at dominoes
  • where my baby powder?
  • do da doo doo
  • maya angelou bounce
  • red lobster wedding
  • henn-dog picnic
  • coco butter titties
  • lemme sniff some socks
  • 5 year old in’a baby carriage 

bonus: the dozens

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