All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Obama isn’t the miraculously perfect president we all hoped for, so let’s elect a plutocrat that doesn’t believe in evolution but does believe in a war with Iran that will bring Jesus back to reign for 1000 years of bliss.

—fucking morons

I am not going to cut taxes for the top 1%. The top 1% are the job creators. I will cut taxes for job creators.

—Mitt Romney De-Bullshitted

When i was asked to speak with Mitt Romney it seemed like a very important thing to me, and I wanted to put a lot of careful thought into what I would say. So, I went to the round table discussion very optimistic and interested in hearing what he had to say.
When he sat down, one of the first questions he asked was, he said “I understand there is a teacher here today, which one of you is a teacher?”

So, I raised my hand, thinking that’s a good thing, he’s interested in education, but it wasn’t a good thing. I felt like his view was a little old-fashioned and I was surprised by it. He went on to kind of lecture me about schools and how bad they are. He talked bad about the teacher’s union. He was talking about the importance of private schools and voucher systems.

At one point, I said to him, “I have an answer for that.” And he said, “I didn’t ask you a question.”