bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.
Look at you.

Look at you.

Anonymous asked: who is the funniest person you know?

myself.

actually morgan.

morgan busts guts. 

joaniepepperoni asked: what do you think of will?

William Augustus McCloud IV is a smart motherfucker. I associate him with Christine and Morgan so I can’t think about one of them without the other and he’s on par with both of them when it comes to humor. In fact if you get those 3 in a room together you’re going to feel physical pain from laughter. He’s also violently kind. I think if he wanted to he could cause someone to commit suicide just by complimenting them. He’s also a handsome little shit, isn’t he? On my own I think I’m fairly attractive but next to him I look like the victim of one of those Muslim acid attacks. 

christinefriar asked: what do you think of morgan

Morgan is perfect in every conceivable way and I love the dog shit out of her asshole. There’s not a goddamn thing in the world I wouldn’t do for her. The worst thing about her is her geographic location. She family.

dumb whores.

dumb whores.