joaniepepperoni asked: what do you think of will?
William Augustus McCloud IV is a smart motherfucker. I associate him with Christine and Morgan so I can’t think about one of them without the other and he’s on par with both of them when it comes to humor. In fact if you get those 3 in a room together you’re going to feel physical pain from laughter. He’s also violently kind. I think if he wanted to he could cause someone to commit suicide just by complimenting them. He’s also a handsome little shit, isn’t he? On my own I think I’m fairly attractive but next to him I look like the victim of one of those Muslim acid attacks.
Here is what I own:
- 5 giant boxes of Sega stuff. 4 Genesis, 32x, 2 Sega CDs, 2 Master Systems, JVC X’Eye, Pico, Saturn, Dreamcast, dozens of controllers, and approx. 300 games.
- Some clothes, mostly patagonia stuff with a trout on it, plaid, and carhartt
- A chair that belonged to my dead grandmother
- 2 TVs
- Some empty DVD boxes (no clue where the DVDs are)
- Pill bottles
- Art shit
- A safe full of pot paraphernalia
- 5 guitars, a mandolin, 14 penny whistles, a bodhran, a ukulele, 4 SM-57s, and 2 ribbon microphones
- Panties that belonged to that one girl…they do not fit me
- 1 whoopee cushion from William Augustus McCloud IV
- A bunch of hair pins?
- A desk full of bullshit