i got new glasses so i’m feelin’ zazzy.
so zazzy in fact that i took TWO pictures.
one with my hat and one without but i’m not
a porn actor so i went with the hat.
I ordered these Warbly Parker spectacles.
I done sat on my old ones and smooshed’em
with my turd cutter.
These are the frames I ordered for the free “home try-on” from Warby Parker. I feel a montage coming on.