All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.
you knew what that link was and you clicked it anyway
9th Feb 2013
a guide to how to get laid for virgins over the age of 25 by means of a fishing analogy
put down the fishing pole
pick up a net
cast it wide
hope you catch a couple fish that have been thrown back a few dozen times
it doesn’t matter if they have worms
or if there’s an old hook stuck in their mouth
even if it’s a carp
don’t click this link.