Posted on 9th Feb at 11:53 AM, with 9 notes
a guide to how to get laid for virgins over the age of 25 by means of a fishing analogy
- put down the fishing pole
- pick up a net
- cast it wide
- hope you catch a couple fish that have been thrown back a few dozen times
- it doesn’t matter if they have worms
- or if there’s an old hook stuck in their mouth
- even if it’s a carp
- fuck it
don’t click this link.
